An old gentleman with a beautiful young lady on his arm.
THIS IS A JOKE... Friday afternoon, an old man with a pretty young thing on his arm, walks into a jewelry store... he tells the salesman that he wants to see his most expensive and beautiful diamond jewelry.
The pretty young girl picks out a pair of earrings, necklace, bracelet and ring that she wants. She is so excited, she is beside herself!
The old guy tells the salesman... I will pay by check. I know you need to verify it on Monday, so I will come Monday afternoon to pick up the jewelry.
A very pissed off jewelry salesman calls the old fart on Monday morning after calling the bank to verify the check... he tells him the bank says the check is no good!
The old geezer tells the salesman," I know the check is no good, but let me tell you about the weekend I just had!":D
