An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a
Series of tests, the last of which had left his
Bodily systems extremely upset.
Upon making several false alarm trips to the
Bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another
And stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with
Diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to
Remain rational.
In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of
Bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out
The hospital window. A drunk was walking
By the hospital when the sheets landed on him.
He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms
violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended
Up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet,
Staring down at the sheets, a hospital security
Guard, (barely containing his (laughter), and who
Had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked,
"What the heck is going on here?"
The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I
just beat the s**t out of a ghost."
Happy Halloween!
