WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" the clerk asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet, the clerk noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?"
"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."