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  • Oct 19, 2007, 10:08 AM
    NeedKarma
    Nascar explained
    Here's some insight into how they train to race in Nascar:
    NASCAR Coach Reveals Winning Strategy: 'Drive Fast' | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
  • Oct 19, 2007, 10:11 AM
    N0help4u
    Thanks NOW I am really ready for Anderetti and to make Petty look petty!!
  • Oct 20, 2007, 02:47 AM
    magprob
    You know, that clears up a lot of misconceptions I had about the sport. I mean, not quite as simple as other sports... like Cricket for instance.
  • Oct 20, 2007, 03:27 AM
    NeedKarma
    If Nascar had cucumber sandwiches and white cable knit sweaters the two sports would be indistinguishable!
  • Oct 20, 2007, 04:25 AM
    excon
    Hello Need:

    I love Nascar. But I got too involved... I went to the tar store and asked for tar's, and they didn't know what I wanted. I said TAR'S!! But, I didn't get none.

    Where do you buy your tar's?

    excon
  • Oct 20, 2007, 05:52 AM
    NeedKarma
    You just reminded me, I need winter tars.
  • Oct 20, 2007, 06:02 AM
    magprob
    Then do it like this.

    YouTube - Redneck Tire Mounting
  • Oct 20, 2007, 09:27 AM
    CaptainRich
    4 Attachment(s)
    Redneck grill:
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    Redneck pacifier:
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    Redneck wins the lottery:
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    Redneck Harley:
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    And the Harley runs!
  • Oct 20, 2007, 06:16 PM
    N0help4u
    1 Attachment(s)
    Capt missed one
  • Oct 20, 2007, 06:22 PM
    albear
    Ahhhhhhh so that's where I've been going wrong, I was just turning left, I keep forgetting to do the straight bit, I wish I had somebody like him to remind me

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