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  • Oct 16, 2007, 10:03 PM
    magprob
    Dear ole Grandpa
    I hope that this will once again confirm that the most important information in your life won't come from a teacher, the library or the Internet, but from a mentor, and on a very personal level.

    My long-passed grandfather's birthday is coming up, and for me it is a time to reminisce. The long walks we used to take. The long drives, the special trips he would make to pick me up so I could spend weekends with him, and the advice he used to give!

    Much was wasted because I was young when he died. If he were alive today and sharing his pearls of wisdom, I'd be a better man. Those gems were well and good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in the crown of grandfatherly
    Advice came when I was only 12.

    We were sitting in a park, watching children and their mothers enjoying a beautiful spring day. He told me that one day, I'd find a woman and start my own family.

    "And son," he said, "be sure you marry a woman with small hands."

    "How come, Grandpa?" I asked.

    "It makes your pecker look bigger."

    Kind of brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?
  • Oct 17, 2007, 03:30 AM
    erlobenauer
    LOL!! Cute
  • Oct 17, 2007, 05:37 AM
    CaptainRich
    It kind of does...
  • Oct 17, 2007, 05:49 AM
    colbtech
    Sobbing my heart out. My ex had big hands, now I know the real reason she left!
  • Oct 17, 2007, 07:40 AM
    benn11
    Yeah really cute...

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