My husband and I went to lunch today and the man never ceases to amaze me. I have to share this one... My husband has no shame when it comes to farting. Even in public, he'll let one rip. Embarrassing? Yes. So I asked him, "Honey, why won't you just hold them in when we're not at home?" Rather than his usual response, 'if I hold them in I'll explode', he tells me this; "Well Katie, when one holds his farts in, the nasty gas travels back up ones body settling comfortably in ones brain. And that's where crappy ideas come from. Hence, why I've never had any crappy ideas and the real reason why I'm so brilliant". He's so weird. Couldn't help but laugh my butt off though :D

That could actually be true lol..

Your husband is a brilliant man. I'm waiting to read his first book.

I wish my Dad were still alive to read that. He appreciated a good comment like that. Thanks for sharing.

I am one day, hopefully, going to meet this brilliant man...

You know, now that I have given it some deep though, I believe that backed up gas has been my downfall. Every time I made the biggest, worst decsions of my life, I was in public and holding a fart. From now on, I am just going to let er rip. No more crappy decsions for me. I vow to fart in public every time I must. In restaurants, in Walmart, why, even in church. Thank you for that revelation... no, thank your husband for me! Wait! Hold on... BRRRUUUMMMPPP! Ahhh!

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Originally Posted by katieperez

My husband and I went to lunch today and the man never ceases to amaze me. I have to share this one............ My husband has no shame when it comes to farting. Even in public, he'll let one rip. Embarrassing? Yes. So I asked him, "Honey, why won't you just hold them in when we're not at home?" Rather than his usual response, 'if I hold them in I'll explode', he tells me this; "Well Katie, when one holds his farts in, the nasty gas travels back up ones body settling comfortably in ones brain. And that's where crappy ideas come from. Hence, why I've never had any crappy ideas and the real reason why I'm so brilliant". He's so weird. Couldn't help but laugh my butt off though :D

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So insightfull... I will admit to a honest genuine release... This is one!!
Rich

You all made me laugh so hard with your responses:D My husband will be thrilled to know that so many others support his theory:D Who knows where he comes up with this stuff!

Haha! My dad told me something like that once, but he said it would give me sh!tty thoughts!

My beloved husband is just the same! He gasses anywhere & everywhere, some huge volcanic eruptions & some silent but violent but either way he makes 'The Big Bang' look like a storm in a tea cup!

Then there's the smell... now we know why the dinosaurs died out!

AND NOW he's passed it to me! I used to be a secret farter who waited until a loud noise happened like a car backfiring or something but now my husband has taught me to be just like him-and the smellier & bigger the better is what we say!

Even though he does things like that he's still the bestest & most brilliant man I've ever come across! (Had to say that as he's sat right beside me while doing this!)

In fact he's such a God-like creature & so amazing & omnipresent I call him God-because when he walks into a room everyone said OH NO, OH GOD, IT'S HIM!