1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4. Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweat pants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

And my favorite one.

13. Potential Murder Suspect

I'd go for any and all of the above, depending on how it fit the occasion! I would also keep Premenstrual Syndrome in the list! Got to have some balance, you know!

Putting up with Mens $hit.

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_165_8.gif Since I'm out of that stage I cannot use the excuses anymore, but now I don't have to wait 20 some days. I can feel that way all the time! Just Kidding...