]A husband walks into a prestige Queen street store,
To purchase a sheer negligée for his wife. He is shown
Several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in
Price. The more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally,
He opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and takes
It home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs,
Put it on and model it for him.
Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer
that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but
I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep
the $500 refund for myself." She appears naked on the
Balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, "Good grief! You'd think for $500,
they'd at least iron it."
He never heard the shot.
Funeral on Thursday at noon. Closed coffin. :D
