Q. What has 128 legs and only 14 teeth?

A. The front row at a Willie Nelson concert

Hey, that ain't funny, my wife lost a couple teeth at a Willie concert back in 79. We were all drunk and she fell off the back of the seat.

That was a GREAT joke... I got one..

What do a blonde and a tornado have in common?

At first there is a lot of sucking and blowing and then they take your house

It is a proven scientific fact that the toothbrush was invented in the South. If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a "teethbrush"