1. Pumpkins don’t accuse you of losing the TV remote!

2. Pumpkins respond quite well to negative re-enforcement!

3. Pumpkins make better pie!

4. Every year you get new Pumpkins to choose from!

5. Pumpkins always greet you with a smile!

6. If you don't like the way a Pumpkin looks, just make up another face!

7. If a Pumpkin starts smelling up your place, just throw him out!

8. Pumpkins don’t expect you to cook and still grow 24 hours a day!

9. You can clean up Pumpkins in just minutes!

10. Pumpkins don’t hide their feelings!

11. Pumpkins don’t stare at other pumpkins!

Yes but, once a pumpkin goes soft, it stays soft. But a man on the other hand...

Yeah right, how dare you talk that way about us? Hahahahaaa :D

Reason why a man is better than a pumpkin - If a man sits on his porch, teenagers won't pick him up and smash him all over your sidewalk (at least not in my neighborhood!)