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  • Sep 17, 2007, 07:11 AM
    John Da
    I have a magical dancing duck
    A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing, they settled for $10,000 for the duck and the pot.

    Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, "Your duck is a ripoff! I put him on the pot before a whole audience, and he didn't dance a single step!"

    "So?" asked the ducks former owner, "did you remember to light the candle under the pot?"
    :D
  • Sep 18, 2007, 02:55 AM
    benn11
    Animal rights? Hahahhaaa...
  • Sep 18, 2007, 08:28 PM
    magprob
    You can make a duck do just about anything by applying a little heat.
  • Sep 18, 2007, 09:30 PM
    michealb
    How bad is it that when I first read the title, I was thinking that I was going to have to tell someone that just cause their duck looks like it is dancing doesn't mean it's magical.

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