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  • Sep 15, 2007, 04:10 AM
    John Da
    Weight loss program
    A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10-lb. weight loss program.
    The next day, there's a knock on the door, and there stands before him a
    Voluptuous, athletic, 19-year-old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of
    Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

    She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The
    Sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'

    Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later
    Huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the
    Next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs
    Himself and is delighted to find he has l ost 10 lbs. as promised.

    He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20-pound program. The next day
    There's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful,
    Sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.

    She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck
    That reads, 'If you catch me, you can have me'.

    Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent
    Shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days,
    The same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better
    Shape.

    Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers
    That he has lost an other 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke
    And calls the company to order the 7-day/50-pound program

    'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone. 'This is our most
    Rigorous program.'

    'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.'

    The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a
    Huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes
    And a sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch you, you are mine."
    He lost 63 pounds that week. :)
  • Sep 17, 2007, 05:53 AM
    Beachgrl
    Lol! I like that one
  • Sep 17, 2007, 05:56 AM
    iAMfromHuntersBar
    Ha ha, brilliant! Didn't see that one coming!
  • Sep 17, 2007, 06:12 AM
    templelane
    Genius!
  • Sep 17, 2007, 06:34 AM
    benn11
    I am sure he got him, Oohhhh :D
  • Dec 30, 2007, 12:41 AM
    Simple Asian
    I laugh my butt off so hard that I woke my brother up hahahaha .man
  • Dec 30, 2007, 06:42 AM
    friend4u178
    Lmao :-)
  • Dec 30, 2007, 10:51 PM
    Da Bigchamp
    This joke is actually a variation of an old flash animation joke. I can't post the link beause it is only for adults.
  • Jan 18, 2008, 08:43 PM
    twinkiedooter
    Moral of the story, don't answer the door LOL.
  • Jan 19, 2008, 02:15 AM
    dniemiera
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by John Da
    A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10-lb. weight loss program.
    The next day, there's a knock on the door, and there stands before him a
    voluptuous, athletic, 19-year-old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of
    Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

    She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The
    sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'

    Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later
    huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the
    next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs
    himself and is delighted to find he has l ost 10 lbs. as promised.

    He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20-pound program. The next day
    there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful,
    sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.

    She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck
    that reads, 'If you catch me, you can have me'.

    Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent
    shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days,
    the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better
    shape.

    Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers
    that he has lost an other 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke
    and calls the company to order the 7-day/50-pound program

    'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone. 'This is our most
    rigorous program.'

    'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.'

    The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a
    huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes
    and a sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch you, you are mine."
    He lost 63 pounds that week. :)

    I might just have to call this company up and get it for my husband lol hahahahahaha

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