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  • Sep 18, 2005, 06:27 PM
    becky92029
    How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
    Golden Retriever
    The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

    Border Collie
    Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

    Dachshund
    You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

    Rottweiler
    Make me.

    Boxer
    Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

    Lab
    Oh, me, me!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

    German Shepherd
    I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

    Jack Russell Terrier
    I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

    English Sheep Dog
    Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb...

    Cocker Spaniel
    Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

    Chihuahua
    Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."

    Greyhound
    It isn't moving. Who cares?

    Australian Cattle Dog
    First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

    Poodle
    I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

    The Cat
    Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: "How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"
  • Sep 18, 2005, 08:30 PM
    labman
    Thanks. I have seen what I think is a slightly different version, but good fun. If fun wasn't important, why have dogs?
  • Sep 19, 2005, 02:29 PM
    Hippie_Girl77
    I saw this I thought it was adorable, I have 4 jack russells, definitely reminds me of them :D
  • Sep 19, 2005, 05:44 PM
    becky92029
    HippieGirl,

    Cute dog in your photo! What kind is s/he? (Yes, you are cute, too LOL).
  • Sep 19, 2005, 05:46 PM
    Hippie_Girl77
    Jack russell I have four hehehe, and one just had puppies and they are 2 weeks old, their eyes just opened, I love my doggies <3
  • Sep 19, 2005, 05:53 PM
    becky92029
    Aww... wish I could hold and smooch on them but decided I'm done owning another puppy due to my energy level! ;)

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