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  • Aug 29, 2007, 09:24 PM
    retsoksirhc
    Short jokes
    I absolutely LOVE those one liners. Mainly the horrible pun jokes. Some are just stupid. If you've got any more, throw 'em at me. Note: I stole a few of these from my sister

    When is a tractor not a tractor? When it turns into a barn.

    Two goldfish are in a tank, one turns to the other and say, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

    What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot...

    Two pigs are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Could you pass me the soap?" So the first one says, "What you I look like, a toaster?"

    Did you hear the joke about the missing punchline?

    (The following came from my geometry teacher in high school-especially the first one)
    What did the acorn say when it grew up? Gee, I'm a tree! (Ge-om-e-try)

    Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Because it was dead...

    I'm sure I know a few more, but that's all I can think of at the moment.

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