I went on a cruise with my mother, and they had shows on the ship. One of them was a "newlyweds" show, they had three sets of two chairs facing back to back, where the couples sat, (back to back if you didn't catch on.) On the left where the oldest married couple, on the right the youngest, and the middle in the middle, of course. They were asked questions and told to write the answers on paper. The MC asks the couples, if you could describe the wife's rear, it would be... (next question) if you could describe yourself as an animal, what would it be and why... (last) if there was a parrot in your bedroom, what would it learn to say...
Everyone had very ordinary, modest answers... then he gets to the old, keep in mind he's about 80+, and so was his wife
Answer #1. An open invitation
Answer #2. Dog... because that's his favorite position
Answer#3. Go on! Go for it!
I swear, this couple could barely walk...
