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  • Aug 18, 2007, 11:54 AM
    CaptainRich
    And another thing.
    If I'm elected Governor, I'll have special lanes put in for people who know where they're going!

    Anybody heard of Blanding Boulevard? If I had a rocket launcher...

    And, this is for the NASCAR fans, if someone cuts you off while using their cell phone instead of their turn signal, you should be allowed to get up under 'em, and just "take the air off 'em"! They're usually turning off in half a block anyway. Just not currently aware of their SUV surroundings! AM I RIGHT??
  • Aug 19, 2007, 03:43 AM
    tomder55
    Quote:

    If I'm elected Governor, I'll have special lanes put in for people who know where they're going!
    The few cruising this lane will truly make good time.
  • Aug 19, 2007, 03:55 AM
    Clough
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by tomder55
    The few cruising this lane will truely make good time.

    This is so very true!
  • Aug 19, 2007, 03:56 AM
    cal823
    How would you police who can use this lane?

    What about a separate lane just for the idiots/morons? That way
    1# they wouldn't bother the good drivers
    2# theyd eventually be bred out because of their even more hightened fatality rate from lumping them into one lane
  • Aug 19, 2007, 03:59 AM
    Clough
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by CaptainRich

    And, this is for the NASCAR fans, if someone cuts you off while using their cell phone instead of their turn signal, you should be allowed to get up under 'em, and just "take the air off 'em"!! They're usually turning off in half a block anyway. Just not currently aware of their SUV surroundings!! AM I RIGHT?!?!

    Just in the past week, I have been the "victim" of at least four cell phone users who, while being on their cell phone while driving, have failed to signal a turn or proceeded through the stop sign when it was my turn to go.
  • Aug 19, 2007, 04:01 AM
    Clough
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by cal823
    how would you police who can use this lane?

    what about a seperate lane just for the idiots/morons? that way
    1# they wouldnt bother the good drivers
    2# theyd eventually be bred out because of their even more hightened fatality rate from lumping them into one lane

    You have made some valid points.
  • Aug 19, 2007, 05:30 AM
    CaptainRich
    Did you notice the category?
  • Aug 19, 2007, 07:00 AM
    cal823
    You can fit my whole life into this category captainrich.
    Life is a joke.
  • Aug 19, 2007, 10:14 AM
    CaptainRich
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by cal823
    you can fit my whole life into this category captainrich.
    life is a joke.

    Just don't laugh so hard that milk shoots out your nose!

    .
  • Aug 19, 2007, 03:15 PM
    Clough
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by CaptainRich
    Did ya notice the category?

    Yes! ;)
  • Aug 19, 2007, 08:20 PM
    ultimate_user_name
    The problem is that idiots will wonder cluelessly into any lane their crappy driving leads them in to. What we need to do is start RAISING BEARS !
  • Aug 19, 2007, 09:57 PM
    cal823
    The right to keep and arm bears! Lolz
    Can I quote that in my sig captainrich?
    We can start the "askies who support the right to keep and arm bears society"
    Lolz
  • Aug 24, 2007, 08:18 AM
    ultimate_user_name
    Wuh_hooooooo!! Go Bears!
  • Aug 25, 2007, 12:50 AM
    cal823
    Go The Eagles! Rwaaarrr
    I bet the west coast eagles could beat the Yankees in a game of ice hockey.
  • Aug 25, 2007, 08:34 AM
    ultimate_user_name
    Idiots are like bread crumbs in the butter, how the **** they get here, I don't know, but they seem to be unavoidable...

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