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  • Aug 15, 2007, 04:14 AM
    RickJ
    Investing results
    If you had purchased $1,000 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.
    With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.
    With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5 left.
    If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49 left.

    But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, You would have had $214.

    Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle :D
  • Aug 15, 2007, 04:29 AM
    Capuchin
    I'm already halfway there!
  • Aug 15, 2007, 04:32 AM
    curlybenswife
    Oh dear me oh dear indeed
  • Aug 15, 2007, 05:00 AM
    CaptainRich
    24 bottles in a case... 24 hours in a day... coincidence?
  • Aug 15, 2007, 06:17 AM
    benn11
    Drink till you drop and still get paid:D

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