Two elderly friends, Larry and Ken, met in the park
Every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and >>discuss world
Problems.
One day Larry didn't show up. Ken didn't think much
About it and figured maybe he had a cold or >>something. But after Larry
Hadn't shown up for a
Week or so, Ken really got worried. However, since
The only time they ever got together was at the park, >>Ken didn't know
Where Larry lived, so he was
Unable to find out what had happened to him.
A month had passed, and Ken figured he had seen the
Last of Larry, but one day, Ken approached the
Park and -- lo and behold -- there sat Larry! Ken
Was very excited and happy to see him and told him so
Then he said, "For crying out loud Larry, what in
the world happened to you?
Larry replied, "I have been in jail."
"Jail?" cried Ken. "What in the world for ?"
"Well," Larry said, "you know Sue, that cute little
Blonde waitress at the coffee shop where we >>sometimes go?"
"Yeah," said Ken, "I remember her. What about her?"
"Well, one day she filed rape charges against me,
And, at 89 years old, I was so proud that
When I got into court, I pleaded guilty.
The judge gave me 30 days for perjury.
