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  • Aug 11, 2007, 10:45 PM
    talaniman
    Nine words women use.
    1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

    2. Five Minutes If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

    3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

    4. Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

    5. Loud Sigh This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

    6. That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    7. Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

    8. Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F... YOU!

    9. Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.
  • Aug 12, 2007, 04:48 AM
    firmbeliever
    I really can't deny most of your list,:p
    If every man really read this and understood it, besides joking about it!! ;)

    But I am an exception when it comes to the time...
    When I say five I mean Five!! :D
  • Aug 12, 2007, 06:01 AM
    shygrneyzs
    Don't worry about it, thanks (loud sigh). Whatever happens in the next five minutes, just go ahead, that's okay, everything will be fine, nothing else matters.

    You know, I use those nine words many times. To different people, but they are definitely in my vocabulary.

    But I will admit to using the "nothing" in my marriage, often as a diffuser so I don't launch into something before I have figured it all out. The "five minutes" never applied to me. I was always done and ready was before. My ex usesd that five minute card quite often. Lol.
  • Aug 13, 2007, 01:40 PM
    nicespringgirl
    Muahahaha :D
  • Jul 25, 2008, 10:05 AM
    snowalps
    That's so very true!
  • Jul 30, 2008, 01:25 AM
    starbuck8
    Fine Tal, that's just fine! It's nothing Tal, no really... nothing, it's fine! Hhmmpppttt! Give me 5 minutes, no it's fine... don't worry about it! You go ahead, no really, it's fine with me!. you go ahead!. yep, that's okay... it's just fine,. whatever!. That's Okay, yeah, uh huh... I meet you there in 5!. okay, yeah whatever... THANKS!. uh huh... and have a nice day! ( I had to add the "nice day" one!) LOL! ;)

    (you girls know what "have a nice day" means right? ) :D

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