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  • Aug 3, 2007, 12:36 PM
    nicespringgirl
    Only found in America!LOL
    :D Only found in America
    Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance...

    Only in America... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink...

    Only in America... do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke...

    Only in America... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters...

    Only in America... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage...

    Only in America... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place...

    Only in America... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight...

    Only in America... do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking creatures"...
  • Jul 25, 2008, 10:07 AM
    snowalps
    Haahha! Good one there!
  • Jul 25, 2008, 10:09 AM
    snowalps
    On a serious note.. one last line from my side : Only in America... you find courtesy and manners. So it makes up all!
  • Aug 1, 2008, 11:20 AM
    awesome_guy
    Nice post... Am a newBie here... and this is my 1st post... See this :)

    It happens only in Japan - Funny Pictures | smartdesis.com
  • Aug 6, 2008, 10:23 AM
    Duecey93
    True :)
  • Jan 9, 2012, 03:45 PM
    Alexandra12
    Epic!! Hehe

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