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  • Jul 27, 2007, 04:39 AM
    XenoSapien
    Sports under the influence
    Ok, there is a rampant use of drugs in what seems to be in just about every sport. Consider this:

    Make a whole class of sports where it is a REQUIREMENT to be under the influence of something.

    Evey athlete gets tested before the event, and if they are sober, they don't play.

    XenoSapien

  • Jul 27, 2007, 04:41 AM
    Capuchin
    YES YES YES this is what we need. Drunken dodgeball would be awesome.
  • Jul 27, 2007, 04:42 AM
    NeedKarma
    Saturday Night Live has that idea beat by about 2 decades. One of their funniest skits ever:

    YouTube - the all drug Olympics
  • Jul 27, 2007, 04:43 AM
    Capuchin
    Curling on speed?
  • Jul 27, 2007, 04:52 AM
    XenoSapien
    Drunk Nascar? Or, crack-addict basketball? Meth football?

    XenoSapien
  • Jul 27, 2007, 04:59 AM
    NeedKarma
    Drunk Nascar? Awesome but how much different would it be? :D

    Of course you've heard we already have drunk space shuttle piloting.
  • Jul 27, 2007, 05:02 AM
    Nosnosna
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by XenoSapien
    Ok, there is a rampant use of drugs in what seems to be in just about every sport. Consider this:

    Make a whole class of sports where it is a REQUIREMENT to be under the influence of something.

    Evey athlete gets tested before the event, and if they are sober, they don't play.

    XenoSapien

    It's not officially part of the rules, but it's a pretty safe bet that everyone involved in the X-Games is on something...

    I'm not sure that weed counts as performance enhancing, but there you go :D
  • Jul 27, 2007, 08:11 AM
    XenoSapien
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by NeedKarma
    Drunk Nascar? Awesome but how much different would it be? :D

    Of course you've heard we already have drunk space shuttle piloting.

    Lol; yep, drunk space shuttle piloting!

    XenoSapien
  • Dec 3, 2008, 03:02 PM
    ngasnier
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Capuchin View Post
    YES YES YES this is what we need. Drunken dodgeball would be awesome.

    Dogbeball might be fun to play and watch while the participants are drunk, however they would not be able to dodge any of the balls so the game would be over too quickly

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