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  • Jul 26, 2007, 09:36 PM
    Wondergirl
    Choosing your last meal
    If you knew you were going to die tomorrow morning, what would you choose to eat at your last meal? P.S. There are no limits to what you can request.
  • Jul 26, 2007, 09:38 PM
    nauticalstar420
    Oooh that's a toughie. I would have to say my favorite meal (I don't know if they let you have this much, but this is what I would TRY and choose).

    Caesar Salad
    Spagetti with Marinara sauce
    Garlic Bread
    And chocolate volcano cake for dessert. Yum! :)
  • Jul 26, 2007, 09:41 PM
    Lenovo
    Well, I am deathly allergic to coconut, and peanuts, so, I would have a large coconut cake, sprinkled with nuts, so I would have a long, torturous death.
  • Jul 26, 2007, 10:04 PM
    rankrank55
    Oh wow this is hard; I love so many things! Okay this is probably what I would eat but stars meal would def be my #2 pick!
    Oyster stew(my daddy's recipe)
    Rolls with tons of butter
    An artichoke with... butter to dip the leaves in
    Grilled pineapple
    Banana pudding
    Turnip greens with lots of vinegar
    Glass of red wine... of course
  • Jul 26, 2007, 10:23 PM
    hotcakesnsyrup
    Several large scoops of chocolate ice cream on the bottom, with a few more scoops of vanilla ice cream on those scoops, and then flooded with warm syrup, caramel, and hot fudge, rained upon chocolate sprinkles, suffocated in whipcream, with cherry juice poured on that, and three cherries on the verry top, with cottage chees circling the base of it.

    Aw man, now I'm hungry!
    I want ice cream!
    Be right back, lol
  • Jul 26, 2007, 10:44 PM
    kp2171
    my menus a bit heavy for the morning, but what the hell...

    start with a bottle of champagne, korbel brut is cheap and good enough for me... better have two bottles handy... a third would be kind...

    start with warmed brie in a pastry crust drizzled lightly with maple syrup and pecans, served with fuji apple slices for starters...

    then fresh asparagus stir fried in olive oil, garlic, and sprinkled with fresh grated parm

    seared scallops with a lovely honey/mustard sauce on the side

    seared beef tenderloin medium rare with a peppercorn crust, drizzled with a truffle sauce

    don't forget to keep the champagne coming and chilled...

    then for dessert... my wife, naked in bed, strawberries, chocolate, a blindfold, and more champagne...

    you said no restrictions...

    =)

    oh yeah... I forgot. This is my W.I.G.M.L. dinner plan as well...

    (will it get me laid... many, many calculations done in the male mind are tied to the WIGML principle... )
  • Jul 26, 2007, 10:51 PM
    kp2171
    by the way, I've perfected all but the truffle sauce...

    DIGML?. it can't hurt... and my motto is even false hope is still hope. =)

    secret of a happy marriage.
  • Jul 26, 2007, 10:55 PM
    Wondergirl
    Kp, if you dip the whole strawberries in sour cream, then in brown sugar, you will accomplish your goal.
  • Jul 26, 2007, 11:09 PM
    kp2171
    Thanks for the tip!

    Actually, if time was short, champage, my wife, and the rest of the dessert would do just fine...

    Best part is I wouldn't have to clean the kitchen or wash the sheets. Not a bad way to depart!
  • Jul 27, 2007, 08:41 AM
    LearningAsIGo
    Probably a Big Mac, SUPER SIZED fries, and an oreo flurry (like a think milk shake)... since calories wouldn't matter any more ;)
  • Jul 27, 2007, 08:42 AM
    nauticalstar420
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by LearningAsIGo
    Probably a Big Mac, SUPER SIZED fries, and an oreo flurry (like a think milk shake)... since calories wouldn't matter any more ;)

    McDonalds got rid of super size :mad:

    I was so pi$$ed... lol
  • Jul 27, 2007, 08:48 AM
    bushg
    I'm from the south and we like large meals. Pinto beans , mac & cheese, fried green tomatoes, fried potatoes & onions, cornbread, a large glass of buttermilk and what the hell throw in an raw onion. For dessert, a cup of coffee with cream and a piece of peach cobbler. I'm hungry now. Oh and some mustard greens seasoned with red peppers and onions.
  • Jul 27, 2007, 08:53 AM
    LearningAsIGo
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by nauticalstar420
    McDonalds got rid of super size :mad:

    They DID?? Damn, there goes my plans. :mad:


    ... then again, I guess I'm glad I didn't realize that... must mean the ole diets working! ;) :D
  • Jul 27, 2007, 08:54 AM
    nauticalstar420
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by LearningAsIGo
    They DID?!?!?! Damn, there goes my plans. :mad:


    ....then again, I guess I'm glad I didn't realize that... must mean the ole diets workin! ;) :D

    Oh yeah they did. Its been a while now. It said on the news that people who are obese were complaining to McDonalds for having super size and it was McDonals fault they were obese, so they got rid of supersize.
  • Sep 1, 2007, 07:56 AM
    pasiria
    I would go to a nice expensive restaurant and look at the menu and say O.K. give the tall dark and handsome waiter the menu back and wait for my appetizers, plates and desserts. I would flush it down with tequila and when death arrives I'll be drunk and I'd hang out with her for a while with my arm around her clavicle.
  • Sep 1, 2007, 08:08 AM
    ordinaryguy
    I don't think I'd be very hungry.
  • Sep 1, 2007, 08:58 AM
    firmbeliever
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ordinaryguy
    I don't think I'd be very hungry.

    I agree with you OG,
    I would be too busy settling my affairs and getting ready to meet my Maker to eat,let alone plan a meal...
  • Sep 1, 2007, 10:49 AM
    shygrneyzs
    Last meal:
    French Onion soup
    Caesar salad
    All the jumbo scampi I can eat
    Chocolate brownie with vanilla ice cream
    A big cup of chicory coffee

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