Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their
Carts around Home Depot when they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about
that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to
where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence.
I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little
desperate."
The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each
other. What does your wife look like?"
The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall,
with blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight
white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"
The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look
for yours."
