My boyfriend told me this joke this morning - thought I'd share it
Jesus and the devil were arguing one day over who was better and who influenced men more. God got really fed up and says nether of you are very relevant anymore you need to get with the times. Who needs cankers cured these days they have medicine and eating an apple just doesn't cut it for sins either. Look I think you should both do a PowerPoint presentation then people can decide whose better.
So they both set to work, typing and designing and creating cool animations. They are at it for day, weeks, months as they are after all they are both immortal beings with infinite stamina. Suddenly there is a power cut and both the computers cut off. The devil is furious jumping up and down smashing things, swearing. Jesus is sitting completely calm.
The devil asks how you can be so calm when you just lost all your work.
The son of God replies "Jesus saves"
