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  • Jul 13, 2007, 05:29 AM
    talaniman
    Geography Lesson
    Geography of a Woman

    Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild,
    Naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

    Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

    Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

    Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France , gently aging, but still warm and a desirable place to visit.

    Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain with a glorious and all conquering past.

    Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost some wars, won some great battles, but haunted by past mistakes. Still very strong and proud.

    Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide and borders are
    Now largely un-patrolled.

    After 70, she becomes Tibet... Off the beaten path, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages... still desirable but only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge and true love dare visit there.

    GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

    Between 1 and 78, a man is like Iran - ruled by a .
  • Jul 13, 2007, 06:19 AM
    alkalineangel
    Heheh...

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