The lonely deputy sat and waited for hours. Finally, a car came speeding by. The cop pulled the car over and said, "I've been waiting all day for this."
To which the young man said, "I got here as fast as I could.":D

I just grew my hair out from almost blond to dark dark brown my natural color, so I am just learning how to read into jokes. I thought you were asking how long did it take the deputy to get there, I apologize for even responding. I am so embarrassed! I need to take a break, that is for sure. Good day!

No rush...
I say, "Start slow and taper off."Hehehe

Ha ha ha, I will try that, AGAIN!

What should he do about it?