Subject: Cooter, Jim Bob, and Bubba


Three Rednecks were working on a cell phone tower...Cooter, Jim Bob, and Bubba.

As they start their descent down the tower, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, Jim Bob says, "Well, damn, someone should go and tell his wife."

Bubba says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of beer.

Jim Bob says, "Where did you get that beer, Bubba?" "

Cooter's wife gave it to me," Bubba replies.

"That's unbelievable; you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?"

"Well, not exactly", Bubba says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Cooter's widow'."

She said, "You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow.".... then I said "I'll bet you a case of beer you are."

Rednecks sure are good at that sensitive stuff.

LMAO, now stop talking about my naybors like that!!

Nothing like a little tact to get what you want!

That's great! Just like my neighbors too J9!

That's a good way to comfort a widow...