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  • Jun 29, 2007, 01:51 AM
    JoeCanada76
    Mastercard Wedding
    Subject: Mastercard Wedding

    You've got to love this guy. This is a true story about a recent
    wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local
    newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with
    about 300 guests.

    After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a
    microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for
    coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.


    He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his
    new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.


    As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the
    wedding party, was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.


    Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, F---you!" Then he turned to his bride and
    said , "F--- you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm out of here."


    He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.


    His revenge : making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest
    wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's
    reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls
    the size of church bells.


    Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial outof this?

    Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000.
    Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000
    Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui: $8,500
    The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of
    thebride humping the best man: Priceless
    There are some things money can't buy . For everything elsethere's MASTERCARD!





    "Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it's more like ajar of Jalapenos--what you do
    today, might burn your a@@ tomorrow...
  • Jun 29, 2007, 04:17 AM
    RickJ
    Gosh I don't know if I can laugh at that one. The guy punishes his fiance's parents for her indiscretion? If it is indeed true, I'd have to call the guy a complete idiot.
  • Jun 29, 2007, 04:34 AM
    benn11
    The wife had bigger balls going through the whole process while checking the best man out..
  • Jun 29, 2007, 04:46 AM
    CaptainRich
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by RickJ
    Gosh I don't know if I can laugh at that one. The guy punishes his fiance's parents for her indiscretion? If it is indeed true, I'd have to call the guy a complete idiot.

    He made his point and nobody can refute the facts in his claim.

    I don't know for sure but I don't think he hurt their checking account too bad.

    He sure made his point, though!
  • Jun 29, 2007, 04:50 AM
    benn11
    Ohh Yeah, he made his point quit Clearly...
  • Jun 29, 2007, 05:17 AM
    Synnen
    Urban Legends Reference Pages: The Bothered Bride

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