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  • Jun 29, 2007, 01:12 AM
    benn11
    Soccer Mom
    At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 7-year-
    Old soccer players aside and asked,
    "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?"

    The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

    "Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose
    together as a team?"

    The little boy nodded yes.

    "So," the coach continued,
    "I'm sure you know, when a foul is called, you shouldn't argue,
    curse, attack the referee, or call him a pecker-head. Do you
    understand all that?"

    Again the little boy nodded.

    He continued,
    "And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a
    chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach
    'a dumb ' is it?''

    Again the little boy nodded.

    "Good," said the coach.
    "Now go over there and explain all that to your mother."
  • Jun 29, 2007, 01:28 AM
    Clough
    I loved it!

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