I love my x-boyfriend... and he has a new girlfriend... but he said if he ever broke up with her he would go back out with me so how can I break them up?? :(

That would not be a very good thing to do. Why didn't you guys just stay together in the first place. Remember that your actions can and will affect other people.

Take some bacon from your fridge and set it out in the sun for about a week.

Place said bacon in girl's backpack, right before they meet up for lunch.

Find guy afterwards and casually mention you never smell like bacon.

Lmao!

If he chooses her over you then that makes you second best, and why would you want to go out with someone that thinks you're second best?

You just want what you can't have. We all do. Move on and go be happy! Good luck.

Plant some seeds, add some water and grow some self-esteem!

We teach other people how to treat us through our own behavior. Right now you're telling this guy that it is okay to keep you around like an old coat for a rainy day.

Don't you deserve better than that?