Q: How does Bill Gates change a light bulb?
A: He doesn't, he declares darkness the industry standard.
Q: How many Bureaucrats/civil servants does it take to screw in a light
Bulb?
A: Two. One to assure everyone that everything possible is being done while
The other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the
Experience.
Q: How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, one to do it and a priest to hear him confess and give the old bulb
Last rites.
Q: How many Christians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three, but they're really one.
Q: How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One, but it takes him about 30 years to realize that the old one has
Burnt out.
