I remember standing at quarters one morning whilst stationed
Aboard the USS Adroit. Lieutenant Montgomery was doing the
Muster.

"JACKSON?"

"Here!"

"KIBBEY?"

"Yo."

"STEPHENS?"

"Present, sir."

"SEEBACK?"

Nothing.

"SEEBACK?!"

Still nothing.

"DAMMIT, SEEBACK!"

As the division Chief I whispered into the Lieutenant's ear,
"Sir, turn the paper over."

Omg you would lose so much respect right there haha

Was the a SEEFRONT on the back?