A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into the
Coke machine at a large Vegas casino. She kept
Punching the buttons only to have happen what you'd
Expect. Cans of soda popped out, one after the other,
And change too!

After a while, she ran out of dollar bills so went
And got more. Back at it she went, blocking the way
To the other vending machines with the mounting pile
Of soda. All kinds. It didn't seem to matter to the
Young lady.

People were starting to gather, seeing this beautiful
Woman enthusiastically plugging money in like it was
Fun. The people were gathering more though waiting their
Turn at the machines.

After watching a while, someone asked from the rear of
The group, 'Hey, how much soda does one blonde need?'

'Hey back off, buddy,' she retorts, 'can't you see I'm
Winning here?'

Haha, that's a funny one...

It wαs αlright-- I got the point αt like the first pαrαgrαph.. went on too long..

hαhα sorry but I'm α horrible joke-person my sense of humor usuαlly turns into logicαl thinking αll the time:p

I like quick jokes like;

Did you hear about the magic tractor?

It turned into a field!

Ok then here is a short blonde joke just for you hunter :)

Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?

Finger on chin I don't know.

Hits forehead Oh I get it!

Why do mice have tiny balls?

Well how many dancing mice do YOU know?

Kk I got one:

Whαt do Viαgrα αnd Disney Lαnd hαve in common?

They both cαuse you to stαnd αround for αn hour wαiting for α two minute ride!

Two fish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says;

"So, do you know how to drive this thing?"

Keeping my jokes on topic lol (don't care though xD)

Here's one I made up

What do a blonde and a computer have in common?

They both can't stop running without some help and get errors for no reason.

Or... they both hαve joystick αccesories :p

Omg... LOL!

:)

Hey!

Mi sister is blonde! Lol...

OK OK OK...

Here's one...

What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

When you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking :)

Oooooooooooooooo good one!! dαmn ROFL :D