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  • Jun 14, 2007, 09:52 AM
    Superfly999
    Last one today from me, I swear :)
    Comments made by NBC commentators during 2004 Summer Olympics

    1. Weightlifting commentator:
    "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up
    and it was amazing."


    2. Dressage commentator:
    "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once
    mounted her mother."


    3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast:
    "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."


    4. Boxing Analyst:
    "Sure there have been injuries,and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them
    really that serious."


    5. Softball announcer:
    "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."


    6. Basketball analyst:
    "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all
    over their faces."


    7. At the rowing medal ceremony:
    "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British
    crew."


    8. Soccer commentator:
    "Julian s is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven s on the field."


    9. Tennis commentator:
    "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife
    takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
  • Jun 14, 2007, 09:56 AM
    Tuscany
    That is hysterical!

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