People it's time to make a chain of jokes! (please join in)
OKAY I KNOW THIS IS A SITE FOR QUESTIONS BUT I'M IN AN AWESOME MOOD AND IT TIME FOR PEOPLE TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN!
LETS SEE HOW MANY JOKES PEOPLE CAN COME UP WITH (appropriate ones of course and if there is cuss words, please switch out with different words or censor them)
!ANYONE CAN JOIN IN!
I'LL START
A man and a woman were assigned to the same sleeping quarters on a train, both married to different people. Both embarrassed but so tired they fall right asleep, man in the upper berth, woman in the lower.
At 1 in the morning the man wakes up the woman saying ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you but would you please reach in the closet and get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I got a better idea," the woman replied "why don't we act like we are married... just for tonight."
"That's an excellent idea!" the man exclaimed.
"Good... " she replied "Now get your own f#$%&*@ blanket"
... seconds of silence pass... the man farts.