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  • Jan 3, 2009, 07:20 PM
    magprob
    Lyrics revisions
    Some of the artists of the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They include:

    Herman's Hermits - Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

    The Bee Gees - How Can You Mend a Broken Hip

    Bobby Darin - Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash

    Ringo Starr - I Get By With a Little Help from Depends

    Roberta Flack - The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

    Johnny Nash - I Can't See Clearly Now

    Paul Simon - Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

    Commodores - Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom

    Marvin Gaye - I Heard it Through the Grape Nuts

    Procol Harem - A Whiter Shade of Hair

    Leo Sayer -You Make Me Feel Like Napping

    The Temptations - Papa's Got a Kidney Stone

    Abba - Denture Queen

    Tony Orlando - Knock 3 Times on the Ceiling if you Hear Me Fall

    Helen Reddy - I am Woman, Hear me Snore

    Willie Nelson - On the Throne Again

    Leslie Gore - It's My Procedure and I'll Cry if I Want To
  • Jan 3, 2009, 07:27 PM
    KC13
    ... and for the mid-lifers, REM's "Losing my erection".:eek:
  • Jan 3, 2009, 07:34 PM
    magprob
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by KC13 View Post
    ...and for the mid-lifers, REM's "Losing my erection".:eek:


    :D:p;):cool:
  • Jan 3, 2009, 07:35 PM
    KC13
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob View Post
    :D:p;):cool:

    Nice lookin' family!

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