Important Warning For Women!
IMPORTANT WARNING:
You've heard about people who have been abducted and had
Their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves.
My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years
Ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs.
It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of
Cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to
Mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs.
Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my
Life in jeans. And then the thieves struck again.
My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they
Took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had
Stuck me with earlier. But my new butt was attached at least
Three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to
Give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.
Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One
Morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the
Flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of
The hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was
Being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to
Me next?
When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with
A turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the
World wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons
Are using REAL replacement body parts - stolen from you and
Me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted',
Look again - was it lifted from you?
THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere
Every night. WARN YOUR FRIENDS!
P. S. Last year I thought someone had stolen my Boobs. I was
Lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of
Bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in
My armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my
Waistband.
