Hey guys just bored and wanted to know what's the most funniest or most emmbarrising that's happened to you?
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A "just married" sign on the back of my car in high school.

I was giving a speech in the 8th grade and both of my retainers fell out, right out of my mouth... that was really bad... and just thinking of it brings back that feeling and some really good crack ups... Ha ha ha ha On me... oh geeze...

I was on a first date with this guy who I was really into. I was psyching myself all week for this date and was hoping that something really great would come from this first date. This guy drove that real sporty BMW and its super low to the ground. Well I drive a big ol SUV and wasn't used to have low his car was. After the date he drives me home and he opens my door and I go to get out of the car and do a total face plant. It was like car door open - BAM on the ground right onto my face. I was so embarrassed. I just laid there for what felt like 10 minutes. I don't think he knew what to do. I then decided to make the best of it and just start laughing.

He actually never ended up going out again. He was a friend of a friend of a friend and it eventually got back to me that he thought I was drunk and that's why I fell! To this day I'm wary of men with sports cars!

Ha, that is a good one Glinda... too funny I think I am really going to like this... I feel like embarrassment makes us stronger...
No more sports car dude... unless of course it is a 69' Camero and he lets you drive!!

Ha ha that's funny...
Anyone have anymore stories to tell?

When in high school I wαs cαught in the student pαrking lot with my whαt is now husbαnd three times.. the ride in the security go-cαrt wαs mortifying let since everyone lαughing αt us..


We were voted "high school's hottest couple"--hαhα

The thing is we weren't being "inαpproriαte" yet.. people sαid we were well.. ehhemm..

Funniest and embarrassing. Would be when my (now ex) husband and I went to Las Vegas to visit his oldest brother and family. I had never been to a casino, never even seen one before. My brother-in-law told me to go and get silver dollars for a $10.00 bill and put one of the dollars in the slot machine. So I did. The alarms went off and money came flooding out. I honestly thought I broke the machine! I was in tears, wondering how in the world I could ever pay for that. The floor walker came over with a bucket and helped me gather the money. I told him I was sooooo sorry and he said, "for what? for winning?"

Turned out I won $250.00 with that spin. That was a good family joke for a long time. (1978 when $250.00 was worth a lot more-lol)

This would have been embarrising for my brother.
When he was younger he went to the mall with mum to see the ninja turtles.
He had a mask over his face and all dressed up he won a prise the ninja turtle bent down and said what's you name little girl ha ha... well I would have been embarrised :)

Well, since I don't know any of you, here you go:

In Fourth Grade, at recess, we used to lay down on the swings and twist up the chains so that when we put our feet up, we would spin the other way really fast. I did this, but I fell forward while spinning, which pulled down my pants and underwear, and showed a clear view of my butt. The chain was also twisted up a lot still, so I couldn't escape. I was hanging upside-down, scratching at the ground saying "help me!" I kept walking on my arms in different directions, but I was pulled back like a running dog on a leash. After about 10-15 seconds I finally got free. It was a tragedy.

Ha ha that's a good one. Glad it wasn't me :)

One time I got in a fight with a girl in tenth grade. She was my good friend till I found out she was scamming on my boyfriend and she wouldn't give me back my good pair of jeans. After I confronted her in the hallway, she told me to F off basically. She pushed me and I went CRAZY!@!@!@ I just put my head down and started throwing some punches all of a sudden I hear a pop. I look up and she is bleeding so bad on her nose. My friend yells to me, run, I have your books. NEedless to say, I was running before I realized that my shirt was all crinkled and messed up. She had pulled my shirt up and my bra while I was fighting, so everyone got a good look at my ta tas!! I was mortified when guys were yelling nice show, nice tits!! UGGHH that was so embarrassing. WEll at least I kicked her a$$ right?? LOL I was also called TYSOn for weeks, (MYKE TYSON was good back then)

Oh my goodness Shattered... he he...

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He He He....too funny SaraIII! Was he as embarassed as you?.

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No he felt bαd thαt I would get in trouble-- we got like α week on in-school suspension--like time out insteαd of reg. clαss.. hαhα it wαs fun though.. the 2nd time we got suspended αnd the third it wαs suspension with α wαrning of going to detention school αnd we weren't αllowed in the student pαrking lot αgαin---:)teehee

Security loved us..

Shattered remind me not to start with you! :)

That is terrible though! I cannot even imagine. I always wondered how the girls felt he would get into the fights in the halls in HS.

Well I was in 10th grade and I was in gym class, talking to my girlfriend and her friends, and I got pants... both layers. It was not a good week.

No honey... it was a very very bad week, Dnovy... ohhhh... I hate the whole depants thing... doesn't anyone know that if they do it they are going to get it too?

My husband and I were with a friend at a bar. I had been a little under the weather with an upset stomach. My friend said something funny and I laughed. As I laughed I farted, which made me laugh harder, which made me fart more. Between the sound and the stench... well everyone knew it was me.

LMAO! Thanks I needed you to say something like that!

I think the most embarrassing thing to ever happen to me was when I was dating my husband. We had been seeing each other for about 3-4 months. I lived about 300 miles away from him because we met online. We would meet every other weekend to see each other and I would spend a few days with him. He drove a t-top red camaro. After picking me up at our half way mark we couldn't keep our hands off each other. It was getting close to dark so we decided to pull over at a rest stop and get busy. The rest stop didn't have bathrooms or anything so we didn't think it got used much. We stripped down half way and started doing our thang in the passenger seat with me on top. About 30 seconds into our act, a huge tour bus full of people pull up next to us. We weren't paying attention so we didn't have time to react. The car was so small that I couldn't just get off without flashing my butt in the windows. So I just got down in the floor board to hide. After everyone had got out of the bus and stretched their legs, some guy came up to our window and knocked, hollaring loudly, "Do you know where the bathroom is?" Kevin just hollared back "There is no bathroom!" People kept trying to look in the tinted windows because it was a nice car to see the interior. They finally started going back to the bus and we took off as soon as their backs were too us. I was mortified!