If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper,


And a jock strap is a lower decker pecker checker,


And a roll of toilet tissue is a super duper doody pooper scooper,


What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?


A slap happy Jappy with a crap happy pappy

Good ones!

... but I thought a bra was an

Over the shoulder boulder holder :D

Talking of tonguetwisters, try saying this sentence with ten tequilas under your belt:

"Ten slit sheets slit by Slippery Sam the slippery sheet slitter."

If a bra is an upper decker flopper stopper
And a jockstrap is a lower decker knacker jacker,
And a gilt edge toilet roll, is a super duper poopa scoopa,
What is a punch drunk japanese who's fathers got dysentry ?
A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy

I need to start smoking again:D