Okay, here is my addition to the humor & comedy thread, I too apologize if you have seen these, but as a parent myself who prefers good english out of my children I got a great laugh out of some of these :p
NO PARENT LEFT BEHIND. I promise you cannot read these and not laugh out
Loud. These are real notes written by parents in a Kansas school district.
Spellings have been left intact.
1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please
Execute him.
2. Please exkuce Lisa for being absent she was sick and I had her shot.
3. Dear school: please ecsc's john being
Absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33.
4. Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
5. Please excuse Roland from p.e. For a few days. Yesterday he fell out of
A tree and misplaced his hip.
6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt
In the growing part.
8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by
Very close veins.
9. Chris will not be in school because he has an acre in his side.
10. Please excuse ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
11. Pleaseexcuse Lesli from being absent yesterday. She had diahre dyrea
Direathe the s.
12. Please excuse tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and
His boots leak.
13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
14. Please excuse jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
15. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I
Don't know what size she wear.
16. Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get
The Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday. We thought it
Was Sunday.
17. Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her
Funeral.
18. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a
Weekend with the marines.
19. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could
Not breed well.
20. Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with
Gramps.
21. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
22. Please excuse Brenda. She has been sick and under the doctor.
23. Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sorethroat,
Headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever an sore throat,
Her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best
Either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her
Father even got hot last night.
Now we know why parents are screaming for better education for our kids
