I figured I would ask a question
What is your biggest life long question in life?
Either serious or non serious.
My non serious ?
Are purple people eaters purple because they eat purple people?
My fo' real ? Is
Why me!
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I figured I would ask a question
What is your biggest life long question in life?
Either serious or non serious.
My non serious ?
Are purple people eaters purple because they eat purple people?
My fo' real ? Is
Why me!
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I really want to know.
I need proof. :)
How can some people be born with such naturally good looks?
Just isn't fair.
I know KC, I know.Quote:
Originally Posted by kctiger
How do you know? ;)
The chicken is actually just a masterfully-devised plan by the egg to create more eggs...Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
And the egg came to be how?Quote:
Originally Posted by DrJizzle
If the chicken is needed to create eggs then how did the egg create the chicken?
Besides, the egg itself is just a chicken in waiting. Wouldn't the egg be creating itself?
How did the egg create the chicken? Did it have help? If so, who? A chicken? Are they clones?
As you can see, I still have questions. ;)
I always said the chicken had to come first because all babies need love.
I heard that was wrong though. :(
Makes sense to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by N0help4u
Eggy babies. Hee, hee. :)
Two birds similar to chickens laid an egg which created a mutant baby which today we call a chicken ips-facto egg came first :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Maybe someone has an answer to my serious question...
I hate going to sleep because when I wake up, I'm different. The day is different too. Change is a factor but, others don't seem to feel it's an issue. I always feel like I am in two places at once. Mornings are the worst.
Is this a problem for anyone else?
I can preety much guarantee that someone else in the world will have this, so yes :)Quote:
Originally Posted by simoneaugie
I'm guessing its sort of like Somniphobia (fear of sleeping or going to bed) which is apparently very common :)
My serious question is do you consider fish to be meat, if not why?
Wow that is something maybe your being cloned at night by the space aliens?:confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by simoneaugie
I think if you want to pick a day to be a day that lasts forever you should pick one of those ones where you are saying it is such a great day you never want it to end.
But who decided that meat came from mammals?
Fish flesh is meat.. meat is just a word,both contain protein,both came from living things..
It's the same.
Well meat is generally the muscles, and fish don't have flesh unless you count scales but you still eat the fish's muscles that make it move so I'm for it being meat, just wondered what everyone else thought :)Quote:
Originally Posted by redhed35
I don't do mornings, that way I avoid that scenario. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by simoneaugie
It's meat.Quote:
Originally Posted by albear
Isn't it under meat in the four basic food groups? :confused:
Bring on the tartar sauce..Quote:
Originally Posted by albear
Fish good.
Meat good.
The egg is, will be, and has always been.Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
The chicken is only used to create more eggs. The egg, itself, never needed anything from a chicken other than that. As for HOW... well, it is not our place to ask how the egg has done such feats... only to believe that is has.Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Is it? Or is it much more than that...Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Thus the true nature of life itself is to simply recreate itself...Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Again, it is not our place to ask how the egg has done such feats... only to believe that is has. However, many speculate that that no, it had no help, as the egg needs no help from anyone or anything other than itself.Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Questions answered! :D
Here are some little known facts about the egg:
Do not underestimate the power of the egg.Quote:
The egg is a lover, not a fighter... but it’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas.
The egg once had an awkward moment.. just to see how it felt.
When it is raining, it is because the egg is sad.
If there were an "interesting gland", the eggs's would be larger than most men’s entire lower intestines.
The egg's shirts never wrinkle.
The egg is left-handed... and right-handed.
Even if the egg forgets to put postage on it's mail, it gets there.
The police often question the egg... just because they find it interesting.
On every continent in the world, there is an egg sandwich.
The egg's cereal never gets soggy. It just sits there, staying crispy, just for the egg.
The egg has never lost a sock.
The egg's reputation expands faster than the universe.
The egg lives vicariously through itself.
I have a few questions:
•If God is so perfect why did he need humans as companions?
•Who was the first person to preform anal sex?
•As technology gets smarter, we're getting dumber; is anyone behind this, are we part of someone's plot or are we merely discovering new things?
•Why is it that a man who beats his wife can bail himself out? Why is the "Justice" system corrupt?
Sarah
Are you sharing a brain with Tom? :eek:Quote:
The chicken is only used to create more eggs. The egg, itself, never needed anything from a chicken other than that. As for HOW... well, it is not our place to ask how the egg has done such feats... only to believe that is has.
Say it isn't so.
I'm afraid. :(
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