I'm on probation that does ETG testing (even though my probation is for marijuana *rolls eyes*) and plan on drinking about a half-pint, to 3/4 of a pint of vodka on Friday night. I read that eating foods with probiotics (grade-a yogurt) helps to break down alcohol faster, as well as eating foods high in fructose. I also take vitamin b6 regularly, and drink coffee as well as water. Will I be good to go, on the off chance I get tested on Monday or Tuesday? I also plan on going on the elliptical Monday or Tuesday before my test (for about 30 minutes), if I get called to do so. I weigh about 190 pounds and am 6 foot. Thanks in advance!

Oh! And I forgot that I plan on drinking my vodka with sprite, as it has an enzyme that helps to break down alcohol. I plan on drinking it throughout the weekend.

Um.. How about you don't drink?

We're not going to help you violate the conditions of your parole.

Walk into your test drinking one beer and carrying the other and offer it to the tech in the lab. Its going to happen anyway, its just going to speed it along.

I think you should either abstain or plan to fail(rolleyes)You have some internet"info" that has you steered wrong. Probiotics, coffee, Sprite and elliptical machine. Not 1 of them will help you pass an ETG.