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  • Jan 21, 2010, 01:14 PM
    mudweiser
    In Sunday school.
    In Sunday school, Sister Mary asked the class: "What part of the body goes to heaven first?"

    In the back of the class, nasty Billy waved his hand frantically, but Sister Mary, suspecting a wrong answer, turned to another child. "Yes, Susan?"

    "The heart goes to heaven first because that's where God's love lives."

    "Excellent," said Sister Mary, "and you, Charlotte?"

    "The soul, Sister Mary, because that's the part that lives beyond death."

    "Very good, Charlotte," said the Sister, as she noticed Billy's hand still waving in desperation."

    "OK, Billy, what do you think?"

    "It's the feet that go first, Sister, the feet."

    "That's a strange answer Billy. Why the feet?"

    Billy answered, "Because I saw my mom with her feet up in the air, shouting, 'God, I'm coming, I'm coming!'"
  • Jan 21, 2010, 01:18 PM
    artlady

    Ha ha :) Out of the mouths of babes ! When I taught school,I was often told things that would curl the parents hair,if they ever knew.
  • Jan 21, 2010, 01:21 PM
    mudweiser
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by artlady View Post
    Ha ha :) Out of the mouths of babes ! When I taught school,I was often told things that would curl the parents hair,if they ever knew.

    Hahaha! Kids are so funny like that.

    My sister was trying to tell her son [10] that I got a tattoo and she was like "guess what your auntie got?" and he was like "her period??"

    Hahah when I remember that I just laugh... haha kids are amazingly hilarious.
  • Jan 21, 2010, 01:25 PM
    Just Dahlia
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    hahaha! Kids are so funny like that.

    My sister was trying to tell her son [10] that I got a tattoo and she was like "guess what your auntie got?" and he was like "her period??"

    hahah when I remember that I just laugh... haha kids are amazingly hilarious.

    I would have guessed a puppy:)
  • Jan 21, 2010, 06:44 PM
    sergie

    Billy is correct. Absolutely right answer. :D, he told what he saw.
  • Jan 22, 2010, 10:22 AM
    Unknown008

    But... did Billy's mom go to heaven next? :confused: If not, I can't see why he said that...

    Bah, forget that.
  • Jan 22, 2010, 11:12 AM
    mudweiser
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Unknown008 View Post
    But... did Billy's mom go to heaven next? :confused: If not, I can't see why he said that...

    Bah, forget that.

    Haha Unky I hope that's sarcasm..
  • Jan 22, 2010, 11:13 AM
    Unknown008

    Sorry, but no :o

    Anyway, I don't want to know now that you said that :eek:
  • Jan 22, 2010, 11:15 AM
    mudweiser
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Unknown008 View Post
    Sorry, but no :o

    Anyway, I don't want to know now that you said that :eek:


    ... she was having sex.


    Oops. It came out sorry:D
  • Jan 22, 2010, 11:17 AM
    Unknown008

    I knew something like that would come out! :eek: :eek:

    Wait... sex with feet up in the air?
  • Jan 22, 2010, 11:20 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Unknown008 View Post
    I knew something like that would come out! :eek: :eek:

    Wait... sex with feet up in the air?

    I'll explain when you turn 18. :)
  • Jan 22, 2010, 03:28 PM
    mudweiser
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Unknown008 View Post
    I knew something like that would come out! :eek: :eek:

    Wait... sex with feet up in the air?

    Man, I wish I was this innocent.
  • Jan 22, 2010, 06:17 PM
    friend4u178
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    I knew something like that would come out! :eek: :eek:

    Wait... sex with feet up in the air?


    Pssst Unky...






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  • Jan 22, 2010, 06:52 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    man, I wish I was this innocent.

    I think it's nice. Unky's a good kid. I hope my kids grow up to be just like him. :)
  • Jan 22, 2010, 10:48 PM
    Unknown008

    :eek: I don't think that position is any sort of... comfortable for any of the two, but since I never tried... I can't say for sure :eek:
  • Jan 22, 2010, 11:05 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Unknown008 View Post
    :eek: I don't think that position is any sort of ... comfortable for any of the two, but since I never tried... I can't say for sure :eek:

    Again... I'll tell you when you're 18! :)

    Just one hint. It is comfortable and hits all the right spots.

    Just fyi. ;)
  • Jan 22, 2010, 11:12 PM
    Unknown008

    Don't tell me any more, I don't want to know :eek:
  • Jan 22, 2010, 11:25 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Unknown008 View Post
    Don't tell me any more, I don't want to know :eek:

    All right. I won't.

    You just let me know when you want to know more, I'll get M to tell you, seeing as he has pictures. ;)
  • Jan 23, 2010, 02:12 PM
    twinkiedooter

    Muddy - that is a cute joke. I liked it.
  • Jan 23, 2010, 02:16 PM
    mudweiser
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I think it's nice. Unky's a good kid. I hope my kids grow up to be just like him. :)

    Lol I think you'll have to live in an island to get that...

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