What do you call a fake noodle?
An Impasta.

LMAO!

Good one. Nice to see you around Mag. Where have you been?

I've have been down in Patagonia chasing pygmies. Don't ask me what the hell they were doing down there. I can't understand a word they say. Seems they were running up under ladies skirts in the town square, and causing quite a stir, so we extracted them to Borneo.
Hey, it paid well.

Okay, you said Borneo.

The Muppets - Borneo Bay - YouTube

We stopped in Borneo and snagged some hookers and booze, then hit the road. We threw the pygmies out over the jungle.