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  • Mar 21, 2023, 04:51 PM
    dwashbur
    what's your favorite story in Acts?
    Here's mine.

    [Peter, in jail, chained between two goards] zzzzzzzzz
    [Angel] Hey. Wake up.
    [Peter] zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    [Angel] HEY! Wake up!
    [Peter] zzzzz huh?
    [Angel] Get up. Let's go.
    [Peter] This is a wild dream Okay. [Starts walking]
    [Angel] Put your clothes on first, duh.
    [Peter] Oh, right. This dream is kind of a nag.
    [Chains fall off]
    [Peter] But if he can do that, nag away!
    [Angel] Follow me.
    [Peter, watching the door open by itself] Boy, I sure dream good.
    [Angel] Okay, we're out. Head to Mark's house. [Poof, gone]
    [Peter] Guess I have to wake up now. Gonna wake up now. Gonna wake up any moment now. Not waking up. Hold on. That was REAL?? [Goes to Mark's house]
    [Peter] Knock knock, open quick before someone spots me.
    [Rhoda] Who is it?
    [Peter] It's me, Peter. Open the door.
    [Rhoda] OMG!!!! PETER! HEY EVERYBODY, YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS!
    [Everybody] You're right, we don't, or you would have let him in.
    [Rhoda] Oops.

    Makes me laugh every time I read it.
  • Mar 21, 2023, 06:27 PM
    Wondergirl
    Now I'm chuckling, especially after looking it up in Acts and reading that "[Herod] put him in prison, handing him over to be guarded by four squads of four soldiers each." Guarded by 16 soldiers!
  • Mar 21, 2023, 07:52 PM
    jlisenbe
    The conversion of Saul of Tarsus. Quite a startling reversal of course.

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