You come visit our new updated, brand 'spankin' new jail "lounge"
With the power 'empowered' to me and my deputy 'Friend for you" we would like all you unsavory types to come and 'visit' our refurnished jail...
It is kind of like an Open House, you can check in... but there might be a 'price' to leave...
We got a lota new stuff... yep, new chains on the walls, some better food (if the budget will bear it) cleaner toilets (ha ha, some even flush), a new safe to put your wallet after you pay your fine(s).
There are no windows (security) and no place to park your motorcycles EITHER... and only paper cups as I am getting real tired of you guys bangin' the metal ones on the cell bars.... We need ta sleep to you know!
So... come visit, sit for a while, here take a sip of this special brew... nawwww, your ditzy (been drinkin'?)... what are you saying'? I know that it tastes a little 'funny'... but there's nuttin' in there that will hurt you... gettin' a little sleepy??
And no comment about me of my deputies weight either... ya know we have to live up to the 'Big Bellied Sheriff' myth...
Stringer (The Sheriff)