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  • Jan 26, 2008, 02:54 PM
    flossie
    Sneezing condition
    A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in
    The first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took
    Out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, and then visibly shuddered for ten
    To fifteen seconds.

    The man went back to his reading. A few minutes
    Later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, and then shuddered violently once more.

    Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man
    Was still curious about the shuddering.

    A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before.

    Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to
    The woman and said, "I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed
    three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you ok?"

    "I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare
    medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm."

    The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still
    Curious. I have never heard of that condition before," he said. "Are you
    Taking anything for it?"



    The woman nodded, "Black pepper." ;)
  • Jan 26, 2008, 03:22 PM
    simoneaugie
    That brought on a grin. Thanks.
  • Jan 27, 2008, 02:42 PM
    friend4u178
    LMAO... that as good :-)
  • Jan 29, 2008, 07:04 AM
    Scottish2008
    Wow . Good one. This ready started the day off on the right foot. :)
  • Jan 29, 2008, 07:32 AM
    Marydoll
    HAHA! Brilliant!! :-)

    ... Wish I had that condition too!
  • Jul 24, 2012, 06:24 AM
    XxElfPrincessxX
    Lol :3

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