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  • Apr 8, 2010, 07:15 AM
    Stringer
    From the mouths of our youth.

    1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

    -You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
    -- Alan, age 10 (good plan Alan)

    -No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
    -- Kristen, age 10

    2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

    Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
    -- Camille, age 10

    3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF 2 PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
    You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
    -- Derrick, age 8

    4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

    Both don't want any more kids.
    -- Lori, age 8

    5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

    -Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
    -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

    -On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
    -- Martin, age 10

    6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

    -When they're rich.
    -- Pam, age 7

    -The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
    - - Curt, age 7

    -The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
    - - Howard, age 8

    7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

    It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
    -- Anita, age 9 (Bless you child.)

    8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

    There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
    -- Kelvin, age 8

    And the #1 Favorite is...

    9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

    Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.
    -- Ricky , age 10

    Quote of the Day: Love is the only thing you get more of by giving it away. --Tom Wilson
  • Apr 8, 2010, 07:40 AM
    J_9
    Got to love those kids!
  • Apr 8, 2010, 07:43 AM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9 View Post
    Gotta love those kids!

    Simple truths, right J?
  • Apr 8, 2010, 09:17 AM
    Catsmine

    Young Howard on #6 is a little strict for my tastes, but hey.
  • Apr 8, 2010, 09:22 AM
    Just Dahlia

    -On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.


    Love it:D
  • Apr 8, 2010, 09:27 AM
    Stringer

    Cats do you remember that old TV show with Art Linkletter about kids? What was the name of that show? Was it the Art Linkletter show? Do you remember it and how he had a session at the end of his show with little kids asking them questions?
  • Apr 8, 2010, 09:28 AM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Just Dahlia View Post
    -On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.


    Love it:D

    Ha, their answers just seem to cut to the chase don't they.
  • Apr 8, 2010, 09:34 AM
    Just Dahlia
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Cats do you remember that old TV show with Art Linkletter about kids? What was the name of that show? Was it the Art Linkletter show? Do you remember it and how he had a session at the end of his show with little kids asking them questions?

    I do, was it kids say the darndest things?
  • Apr 8, 2010, 09:43 AM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Just Dahlia View Post
    I do, was it kids say the darndest things?

    Yes, I think that is it JD... way to go. Some of those kids had great answers.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtbvKS6PgJk

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=volqH...eature=related
  • Apr 8, 2010, 10:06 AM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post

    It started as a skit on Art's variety show, then spun off to it's own show. I think Bill Cosby revived it for a season in the 70s (Edit: What I get for not watching the vids before chewing on my foot)
  • Apr 8, 2010, 10:57 AM
    hheath541
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    It started as a skit on Art's variety show, then spun off to it's own show. I think Bill Cosby revived it for a season in the 70s (Edit: What I get for not watching the vids before chewing on my foot)

    Bill cosby actually did the show in the 90's. I don't know if he did it in the 70's, too, or not.

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