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  • Aug 19, 2014, 01:46 AM
    Catsmine
    Human Physiology 101
    Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.' The question was worth 70 points or none at all.One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. However, he wrote:
    1) It is perfect formula for the child.
    2) It provides immunity against several diseases...
    3) It is always at the right temperature.
    4) It is inexpensive.
    5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
    6) It is always available as needed. And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the
    Bell rang for the end of the test, he wrote:
    7) It comes in attractive containers, and high enough off the ground where
    The cat can't get at it.


    He got full marks.
  • Aug 21, 2014, 07:30 AM
    paraclete
    Yes he did well to maintain perspective
  • Aug 21, 2014, 08:00 AM
    smoothy
    I liked answer #7 best...
  • Aug 21, 2014, 08:02 AM
    talaniman
    What a hoot!! :D

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