Teachers Comments on Report Cards
These are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers
In the New York City public school system. All teachers were
Reprimanded (but, boy, are these funny!)
1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has
Started to dig.
2. I would not allow this student to breed.
3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.
4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. (my favorite... )
5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails
To achieve them.
6. The student has a 'full six-pack' but lacks the plastic thing to
Hold it all together.
7. This child has been working with glue too much.
8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.
9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't
Coming..
10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a
Week.
11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat
Out 1,000,000 others.
